You mean we need one of these?
Okay, you’ve got our word for it. All information you submit to us at
any time for any reason is as safe and secure as it can be. Honest.
We will never sell or give away any of your personal information
to anybody … ever. And if you tell us you never want to hear from us again, that’s it …
Done, Finished, Kaput, Finito, Sayanara, Its Over, THE END!
Now if anyone can come up with a better Privacy Policy than this, we
would like to see it … and possibly steal it from you and use it!